Taken? No Thanks - Alien Abduction

23/ As a child or adult, have you had nosebleeds or found blood stains on your pillow for unexplainable reasons?

Terrifying stuff. It is perhaps surveys and reporting like this that help to account for the fact that in some surveys 1 in every 50 Americans reckon they have been abducted by Aliens. I just wonder where the Aliens find the time and logistical support to take on this volume of folk. I can see the scene now at Alien headquarters...

'Not another batch Hank! Don't you think I have enough of these to process without offloading another bunch on me? Isn't giving them all nosebleeds and whispering in their heads sufficient?'

Its a tough life being a alien.

Now, thats not to say that aliens don't exist. There are so many billions of planets that it is simply inconceivable that they don't. Some estimates, taking lots of different factors into account, reckon that there are about a trillion planets that could conceivably support life. The sheer scale of these numbers is impressive; and so it is likely that people have been abducted. However, why the aliens mainly seem to choose Americans (and in such numbers), over the occupants of any other country, is perhaps one of those cosmic mysteries which will have to remain unanswered.

For now though, if however you are one of the unfortunate taken multitude then rest easy! Help is at hand in the form of UFO Abduction insurance which I strongly recommend you take out. It cannot guarantee that you or your pet won't be abducted (for that you would also need pet insurance!), but you may at least profit from the experience, and that's probably more than you will get from sitting through ten episodes of Taken.

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